Thursday Funny

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Subject: BLONDE IN THE EVERGLADES

A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She
wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but
was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared,

"Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes
for free! The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day,
as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes
aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggles
mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration...

"CRAP ....THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!!"

[Terrytx]

pretty funny!

[TKay]

Grooooaaaannn! :D

[stacy7272]

I just received this blonde joke:


A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, 'T-G-I-F.'

He smiled at her and replied, 'S-H-I-T.'

She looked puzzled, and repeated, 'T-G-I-F,' more slowly.

He again answered, 'S-H-I-T.'

The blonde was tryin g to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, 'T-G-I-F.'

The man smiled back to her and once again, 'S-H-I-T.'

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, ''T-G-I -F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?'

The man answered, ''S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.

[Angelina]

Forgive the bad words, please... :D


Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."

Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the f**kin' sheet rock..."

Kind of brings a tear to the eye - doesn't it?