Can you guess these holiday songs?

[southjerseymom]

My 7th grade daughter brought a worksheet from English class with 44 holiday songs. We're still trying to figure out most of them. Can you guess the slightly warped holiday songs listed below? Scroll down for answers.


1. Approach Everyone Who is Steadfast
2. Hush, the Fortelling Spirits Harmonize
3. Hey, Miniscule Urban Area Southwest of Jerusalem
4. Quiescent Nocturnal Period
5. The Primary Carol
6. Embellish the Corridors
7. I'm Fantasizing Concerning a Blanched Yuletide
8. I Apprehended My Maternal Parent Osculating with a Corpulent, Unshaven Male, in Crimson Disguise
9. What Offspring Abides Thus?
10. Valentino, the Roseate Probiscis Wapiti
11. The Slight Percusionist Lad
12. A Dozen Tenty-Four Hour Periods of Yuletide
13. Slushy the Crystal Male
14. Everything I Wish for Noel is my Pair of Cuspids
15. It is Commenceing to Appear Sort of Similar to December 25






1. O Come All Ye Faithful
2. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
3. Oh Little Town of Bethlahem
4. Silent Night
5. The First Noel
6. Deck The Halls
7. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
8. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
9. What Child is This?
10. Ruduolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
11. The Little Drummer Boy
12. The 12 Days of Christmas
13. Frosty the Snowman
14. All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth
15. It's Beginning to Look A lot Like Christmas

I'll post the next 15 when we have time to figure them out!

[blazedog]

Very cute -- my addition to Christmas music trivia is that the most hated song among adult women is the Barking Dogs doing Jingle Bells -- I guess I am out of step in terms of taste because I have always thought it's cute although the mewing cats version leaves me cold.:)

[Melman]

The barking dogs isn't my least favorite, but it's probably in my bottom 5. Feliz Navidad and the Christmas Shoe tie for the song that makes me lunge for the radio dial at a sprint! :eek:

The list of distorted song names was fun. Thanks for posting.

[Angelina]

I like Feliz Navidad! Why does everybody hate it? :confused:

Three years ago I was the team leader of a whole group of volunteers and we went to this nursing home singing Christmas carols (by request...we had a whole book full of songs). Some of them we were not very familiar with, and it was a riot since everybody was singing their own version of it. I think the patients appreciated it anyway. ;)

Other favorites are Oh Holy Night and Mele Kalikimaka, and of course, Santa Baby! I really have been an awfully good girl, Santa! ;)

[tea4one]

Or.. you could post it here and maybe we could help you figure them out. I got a few of them but not all.