katygirl
01-18-2008, 08:38 AM
Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Tony Romo and Tom Brady, go to heaven to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will sit next to him by asking the boys a question...
God asks Peyton Manning first: What do you believe? Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Tony Romo... Tony says, I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields. God is greatly moved by Tony's sincerity, and he offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Tom Brady:
And you, Tom, what do you believe? Tom replies, I believe you're in my seat.
God asks Peyton Manning first: What do you believe? Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Tony Romo... Tony says, I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields. God is greatly moved by Tony's sincerity, and he offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Tom Brady:
And you, Tom, what do you believe? Tom replies, I believe you're in my seat.