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bobmark226
04-29-2008, 12:05 PM
Funny piece in today's Times Science section. I know most of the backyard birders here join me as biobigots. :)

Bob

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Noble Eagles, Nasty Pigeons, Biased Humans
By NATALIE ANGIER

The other day I glanced out my window and felt a twinge of revulsion delicately seasoned with indignation. Pecking at my bird feeder were two brown-headed cowbirds, one male and one female, and I knew what that meant. Pretty soon the fattened, fertilized female would be slipping her eggs into some other birds’ nest, with the expectation that the naïve hosts would brood, feed and rear her squawking, ravenous young at the neglect and even death of their own.

Hey, you parasites, get your beaks off my seed, I thought angrily. That feeder is for the good birds, the birds that I like — the cardinals, the nuthatches, the black-capped chickadees, the tufted titmice, the woodpeckers, the goldfinches. It’s for the hard-working birds with enough moral fiber to rear their own families and look photogenic besides. It’s not meant for sneaky freeloaders like you. I rapped on the window sharply but the birds didn’t budge, and as I stood there wondering whether I should run out and scare them away, their beaks seemed to thicken, their eyes blacken, and I could swear they were cackling, “Tippi Hedren must go.”

In sum, I was suffering from a severe case of biobigotry: the persistent and often irrational desire to be surrounded only by those species of which one approves, and to exclude any animals, plants and other life forms that one finds offensive.

It was not my first episode of the disorder, and evidently I don’t suffer alone. “Throughout history there have been vilified animals and totemic animals,” said John Fraser, a conservation psychologist at the Wildlife Conservation Society. “There are the animals you don’t like and that you dismiss as small brown vermin, and the animals whose attributes you absolutely want to own,” to be a tiger, a bear, lupine leader of the pack.

Biobigotry is different from the impulse to avoid organisms that can hurt or sicken us, like yellow jackets, mosquitoes or poison ivy, or to fend off traditional household pests like mice and roaches. Rather, it is the dislike we direct toward creatures that live outdoors and generally mind their own business, but that behave in ways we find rude, irritating, selfish or contemptible. The squirrels are gluttons, the crows are schoolyard bullies, the house sparrows are boring and look like mice when they skitter along the ground. How we love those noble falcons and eagles that lately have blessed us by nesting on our skyscrapers and bridges. How we beg them to feast freely on the pigeons and starlings that curse us by nesting on our skyscrapers and bridges.

Sometimes our biobigotry is merely attitudinal. In the course of an interview about spotted hyenas, for example, a researcher at the University of California, Berkeley, scornfully referred to the wildebeest that the hyenas frequently prey on as “wildeburgers.” Why? Because once a wildebeest has been caught, said the scientist, it just stands there with cowlike passivity and allows itself to be torn apart. Compare that with a zebra, the researcher said, which will go down fighting and kicking and cracking the predator’s jaw if it can.

“Oh, we’re all of us prone to a massive over-interpretation of the things that we see,” said Marc D. Hauser, professor of psychology and evolutionary biology at Harvard University and author of “Moral Minds.” “I distinctly remember, when I first went to Amboseli National Park to study vervet monkeys, how quickly I developed strong feelings about the personalities of the monkeys — here were the great and brave ones, there were the lame ones that hid in the bushes and acted pathetic.”

At other times, we take steps to favor our local heroes or thwart our chosen goats, whose greatest sin, as a rule, is being exceptionally good at their game. We try to squirrel-proof our bird feeders, yank weeds from our flower beds, call Animal Control, and when all else fails, reach for our guns. Stephen C. Sautner of the Wildlife Conservation Society cited the case of a friend and avid birder who has a colony of purple martins on his property. “He spends much of his time shooting and trapping starlings and English sparrows,” said Mr. Sautner, “both of which he describes as ‘evil.’ ”

We always have a story to justify our most aggressive attempts at unwanted-animal control. The animal is an invasive species like the European starling, and it doesn’t belong here. Or it’s a native species like the cowbird but its range has been unnaturally extended through deforestation. Or it likes our garbage and our raggedy parks and thus has an unfair advantage over fussier creatures. Whatever the self-exculpatory particulars, said Marc Bekoff, author of “The Emotional Lives of Animals” and emeritus professor of biology at the University of Colorado, “I see it as a double cross that we create a situation where cowbirds spread, or red foxes eat endangered birds, and then we decide, well, now we’ve got to go out and kill the cowbirds and the foxes.”

Our proneness to biobigotry, experts said, arises from several salient human traits. For one, we are equipped with an often overactive theory of mind — the conviction that those around you have their own minds, goals and desires, and that it might behoove you to anticipate what they’ll do next. We spin elaborate narratives out of the slenderest of observational threads: Look, the blue jay is trying to dislodge the cowbird from the feeder. Could the jay know the cowbird is a nest parasite and be trying to drum it out of town? “We interpret animal behaviors through a human lens and human morality,” said Mr. Fraser, the conservation psychologist.

Related to the human impulse to see ourselves in nature is the persistent sense that nature belongs to us, and that we have the right and the means to control it. “In the past, when we talked about exploiting nature, that was seen as a good thing,” Mr. Fraser said. “Now we realize that that attitude is counterproductive to human success.”

Nowhere is our sense of droit du roi over nature more manifest than in our paradoxical attitudes toward farm animals. On the one hand, they’re the beloved figures of our earliest childhood. On the other hand, many of our most pejorative comparisons were born in the barnyard — you lazy pig, you ugly cow, you chicken, what a bunch of sheep.

Conservation groups, which keep track of public attitudes toward animals, acknowledge that they are ever on the lookout for the next Animal Idol — an ecologically important creature that also happens to be large, showy, charismatic and likable. If you have two important birds from the same region of Latin America, said Mr. Fraser, one a hyacinth macaw that looks like flying jewelry and can vocalize like a human, the other a storm petrel that is brown, squawky and cakes the coastline with guano, guess which face ends up on the next fund-raising calendar.

Not that public attitudes can’t be changed. Bats, for example, were long considered vermin, but nowadays, in the wake of the wildly popular children’s book “Stella Luna,” they’ve taken on a magical air, as the mosquito-eating Tinkerbells that if you’re lucky will soon take up residence near you. Until then, step away from that bat house, sparrow. Don’t make me shoot.

TieKitty
04-29-2008, 12:12 PM
Yep, I'm a biobigot. I'm especially a bigot against squirrels. Although they seem cute they are very destructive. I've had them in our attic which cost us a fortune to get rid of and they have destroyed more bird feeders than I care to mention.

I'm also bigoted against those large grackles that intimidate every other bird in the woods.

Interesting article, Bob. I'd never looked at it that way before.

slknight
04-29-2008, 12:20 PM
Funny article. I sent it to my parents, both of whom are definitely biobigots. My Dad has photographed over 700 North American species of birds (I think he's #6 or so on the ABA list) so he's pretty choosy about what he likes to look at. ;)

aggie94
04-29-2008, 12:28 PM
I'm one of those suckers that has a soft spot for ALL things living, pests included.

A couple of weeks ago, DH called me at the office one morning. He had arrived to work to a very distraught secretary, who had rescued a couple of baby pigeons out of the dumpster after building maintenance ripped down their nest and threw it (and the babies) away so they could paint. My secretary is involved with a bird rescue organization, so she helped me track down a woman who is involved in pigeon rescue who offered to take and raise them until they could be released.

Yes, I know - I helped to save baby PIGEONS, the scourge of the bird world. But they were BABIES. Really, pigeons or not, what kind of person would just throw them away in a dumpster??? :(

So no, I'm not a biobigot. I've rescued a baby squirrel before too. :D

Robyn1007
04-29-2008, 12:37 PM
I am a biobigot. I hate the d*mn pine beetle killing all our pine trees here in Colorado. :(

http://www.summitpinebeetle.org/Images/peak%20one.jpg

testkitchen45
04-29-2008, 12:57 PM
I'm one of those suckers that has a soft spot for ALL things living, pests included.

A couple of weeks ago, DH called me at the office one morning. He had arrived to work to a very distraught secretary, who had rescued a couple of baby pigeons out of the dumpster after building maintenance ripped down their nest and threw it (and the babies) away so they could paint. My secretary is involved with a bird rescue organization, so she helped me track down a woman who is involved in pigeon rescue who offered to take and raise them until they could be released.

Yes, I know - I helped to save baby PIGEONS, the scourge of the bird world. But they were BABIES. Really, pigeons or not, what kind of person would just throw them away in a dumpster??? :(

So no, I'm not a biobigot. I've rescued a baby squirrel before too. :D

I'm a biobigot, but if it's a baby animal, it's right up there with the gorgeous ones. I drove a nest of baby sparrows to a bird rescuer once, an hour each way. Poor little things. I've also cuddled and rescued tiny baby cottontail bunnies, & have driven them to a bunny rescuer, despite the fact that the adult buns eat my garden. But full-grown sparrows? Get away from my purple-martin house! :p

DeeK
04-29-2008, 01:39 PM
Well, I'm only a biobigot if they get in the house --- wait --- maybe not. I don't want ANY outside animal in the house (although the lizards and frogs sometimes sneak in along with various insects ---uck!)

My husband, however --- BIOBIGOT -- he hates snakes!

The biggest fight we ever had was over him killing a snake in the street. I don't think I've EVER been so mad at him. :mad: Now he tries to pretend he doesn't see them, but I know if he happens to see one flattened on the road -- inside he is secretly smiling. ;)

KristiB
04-29-2008, 02:53 PM
I respect crows and pigeons after learning how intelligent they really are.

Jazzmatazz49
04-29-2008, 03:39 PM
I'm only a biobigot when it comes to scary things. I don't know how to make myself have warm fuzzies toward black widow spiders and rattlesnakes. Not to mention gila monsters!

Molli526
04-29-2008, 06:48 PM
We're biobigots. We have Cowbirds that are always lurking around the Bluebird house (which has a bluebird who has laid her eggs!!) and the Robins nests. The boys (4&2) know what a cowbird looks like, and will yell and scream at it to go away. They're meanies- the Cowbirds that is.

KristiB
04-30-2008, 08:14 AM
I'm only a biobigot when it comes to scary things. I don't know how to make myself have warm fuzzies toward black widow spiders and rattlesnakes. Not to mention gila monsters!

If it makes you feel any better Gila Monsters run like heck when they see a human. I used to see them all the time when I hiked on South Mountain. :) Rattlesnakes will usually try to get away too.

Meganator
04-30-2008, 10:40 AM
When I was at my dad's house last week, he built a house for the tree wrens (beautiful green birds that swoop around gracefully catching lots of bugs). He put it up, and the next morning we watched as a pair of tree wrens came and inspected the house. Quite entertaining. They seemed to like it, sat in it for a while, and came back and forth, but both left to do more swooping. That pair (apparently) came back with a 2nd pair and seemed to be in a bidding war over who would get the house. All swooped away, leaving no representative as guard. So then a pair of the dreaded English sparrows showed up...I'm not sure how it has ended, but it looked like the sparrows were going to get to keep it. :( They also make a big mess when they sit on the back patio railing.

Here in Texas, it is the noisy, messy grackles-by-the-million that I hate. There was some big uproar last year when a few of them were found dead on our main street downtown. Maybe they had been poisoned! Oh, the horror! :rolleyes: I think the city should import a few falcons to reduce the population.

Gilgamesh37
04-30-2008, 11:20 AM
I'll admit to being a big biobigot--and it's funny, because last week, the first cowbirds showed up at our bird feeders and I even said to DBF "D*** cowbirds, I just hate them!" And we're always complaining about the flock of starlings (and the ravenous squirrels!) The sparrows I don't mind so much, especially since in the spring, we'll always get a bunch of other guys mixed in--many white-throats, but this year we also had a bunch of Fox Sparrows, a pair of Chipping Sparrows and a couple of White-Crowned. I know one reason they show up is they see all the activity of the regular house guys, so I figure it's a fair trade.

P.s. Meganator--it sounds mean, but as long as the sparrows haven't laid eggs yet, you can just open the house and tear out their nest. They may try to rebuild there (and you can tear out again) or they may not. In any event, usually a true wren house will have an entry hole that's too small for sparrows--it has to be narrow to keep predators out.

Meganator
04-30-2008, 11:33 AM
P.s. Meganator--it sounds mean, but as long as the sparrows haven't laid eggs yet, you can just open the house and tear out their nest. They may try to rebuild there (and you can tear out again) or they may not. In any event, usually a true wren house will have an entry hole that's too small for sparrows--it has to be narrow to keep predators out.

I told dad he should have put a hinge on the bottom so he could empty out whoever he didn't want in there! Although he knew about the need for a hole smaller than a sparrow (from making a bluebird house previously), he used some plans he got off the internet for a wren house. Maybe drawn up by someone who lives where sparrows don't try to take over. I didn't try to argue with him about it, because that is usually pointless. But he did mention that he could make a panel with a smaller hole to attach over the front of the too-big hole.

Editing: I meant SWALLOWS, not wrens. Wrens don't swoop!