Loopy Gizzardtush

[DmOrtega]

Who are you?
STRESS RELIEVER

If you have had a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day-Here is your dose.....

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS:

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a=poopsie
b=lumpy
c=buttercup
d=gidget
e=crusty
f=greasy
g=fluffy
h=cheeseball
i=chim-chim
j=stinky
k=flunky
l=booger
m=pinky
n=zippy
o=goober
p=furry
q=slimy
r=loopy
s=snotty
t=tulefel
u=dorkey
v=squeezit
w=oprah
x=skipper
y=dinky
z=zsa zsa.

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = poty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdink
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober chickenshorts. Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.

Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

[slknight]

I'm Snotty Rhinopants , or if I use my maiden name, Snotty Girdlebiscuits!

-Susan

[BarbaraL]

Thanks for the laugh, from "Loopy Cootiesniffer"!

[MrsReber]

Snotty Girdletush. Hmmmmm. I probably could use a girdle for my tush right about now.

[Jewel]

I found this last year and posted a thread...it was a total hoot! ;)

http://www.cookinglight.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8410&highlight=captain+underpants

***Note: The above thread caused Sneezles quite a bit of excitement at home when her kids couldn't figure out what was wrong with Mom! ;) She was laughing too hard!

[lhall]

I'm Chim-Chim Diaperbrain

Thanks, I needed a good chuckle today.

Leigh

[JHolcomb]

I could have sworn I replied to this the last time around, but I couldn't find myself on there anywhere. Weird. Anyway, I am Zippy BubbleHeiny. DH is Poopsie BubbleHeiney and our cat is Squeezit BubbleHeiney. Heehee. My sister would be Poopsie BubbleChunks and her husband would be Chim-chim BubbleChunks. My parents would be Zippy GirdleTush (dad) and Falafel GirdleTush (mom). Hmmm...what is this saying about my butt? Ok, Ok, I'll stop now...

[LaraW]

Loopy Bubblehead checking in.

If I used my maiden name, I'd be Loopy Wafflebrain.

DH is Greasy Bubblehead.


Thanks for the laugh!!!

[JHolcomb]

OK, How did I get this wrong again? I can't spell my last name. I would be Zippy BubbleFace. My parents would still be the GirdleTushes, tho.

[linsleyd]

This is cute. I am zippy girdlesniffer, with maiden name I would be zippy gizzardfanny. DH would be stinky girdlesniffer and the dog would be cheeseball girdlesniffer. HA thanks for the laugh!:D

[funnybone]

I remember that thread from last year!

My 7 year old is in love with those books. And now the new one is about "Super Diaper Baby"

[mb]

DH and I would be "loopy and poopsie bubbletush". very nice!

of course, if i used my maiden name, i'd be loopy diaperlips! yuck! ;)

thanks! this is too funny and really brightened up my day!
marisa :)

[Peggy C.]

Or if I used my "legal" first name I'd be Furry Hineybrain. I'm not sure which is worse a fluffy hiney or a furry one!


I passed this around work last year, it was a blast!

[AndreaU]

Gidget Gizzard-Fanny (what a tongue twister), nee Gidget Girdle-Girdle and I'm married to Zippy Gizzard-Fanny. No kids to speak of but our dogs are (appropriately enough) Furry and Booger!

[SueK]

Hey, I'm Snotty BubbleMouth. Now there's a visual I don't want to imagine! :)

[nmody]

We are Dr. and Mrs. Oprah and Pinky Girdle Pants (and I am NOT Oprah!!!)!!!!!!!!

Nima

Oh, and our dog is Poopsie .....very appropriate after this morning!!!:rolleyes:

[Leisa M]

Using my married name I am Chim-Chim GiggleHiney, my maiden name would be Chim-Chim Diapernose. My DH would be Lumpy GiggleHiney.

[Mandy]

Poopsie Chicken-Butt

Wow! That's so fitting for me! I have Ulcerative Colitis (which is a digestive disease) and my family is always making poop jokes about me! :o

[dulcecoeur]

Buttercup Chuckle-Tush checking in!!! :p :D

[leannebw]

Oh no! :eek:

I'm Poopsie Diaper-Fanny! That can't be good. :D

[HejazSunKat]

Zippy Chicken-Brain here...that is somehow insanely accurate...

[valchemist]

Hello, my name is Booger GiggleSprinkles.

[yorkshirepud]

My god, I'm Crusty GirdleTush ... mmm ... I think I'll go take a shower! :o :D

[ErinM]

I'm Crusty Bubblechunks!

Does not bring to mind the prettiest of pictures, does it? I almost feel like I should shower, too!

I think I may like my pirate name better!

[beejayw1]

I'll have to have new business cards made up.


originally posted by JewelI found this last year and posted a thread...it was a total hoot!

http://www.cookinglight.com/vbb/sho...tain+underpants


The link no longer works. Actually, this made the rounds last year (not just on this board) and my name was different. I like this one better!

[mochadelsol]

Zippy Rhino-Nose, checking in. And no my nose isn't similar to a rhino's, thank you. I have a pignose :p

[sneezles]

Originally posted by valchemist
Hello, my name is Booger GiggleSprinkles.

We might just be related...I'm Snotty GiggleSprinkles :D

[simmerdown]

Loopy Girdle Kisser checking in !!!!:eek: :D :p

[pilgrim719]

Loopy Bubblefanny...hey at least it's easier to spell than my given name :p

Kari

[valchemist]

Originally posted by sneezles


We might just be related...I'm Snotty GiggleSprinkles :D

Yep, Booger and Snotty GiggleSprinkles...

Could we be long lost cousins?

[sneezles]

Originally posted by valchemist
Could we be long lost cousins?

Naw, I'm more like a crazy aunt no one talks about! :p

http://aunimages.animfactory.com/animations/people_a_l/elderly/grandma_extreme_skateboard_lg_clr.gif

[valchemist]

nice graphic, auntie snotty!