Wanna be a bear?

[Beth]

A friend sent this, and I've had days I could relate to this...

A Bear

If you're a bear,
you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate,
you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear,
you birth your children
(who are the size of walnuts) while you're
sleeping and wake to partially grown,
cute cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear,
everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line,
you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear,
your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and
excess body fat.

Yup..... I wanna be a bear

[sassysu3]

:p yup!
sassysu3

[Dewey]

Can I be a grizzly that gets to eat salmon all the time?:D

[Canice]

Bears are the most anthropomorphized creatures on the globe. All humans deeply long to be Bears. Bears are most loveable. Also, Bears have no natural enemies except for humans with guns. It should be noted that humans without guns are merely pretzels on the run. (That is a standard and long time Bear joke among Bears). To be a Bear is a good and great thing. There is nothing better than being a Bear. I guess it's okay to be a human longing to be a Bear but I would not want to be one.

[Canice]

OK, the above post is not from me but from DBF. I cannot possibly explain!

[Beth]

Oh, I don't really want to be a bear. I'm rather certain I would make a miserable bear, but there are times I can certainly relate to the feelings in the clip to get a good chuckle.

[Natasha]

Good one, Beth! Thanks for sharing. :D No wonder I collect teddy bears...maybe I subconsciously have always wanted to be one and enjoy that kind of lifestyle when my human life gets too hectic. :p

Cheers,
Natasha