food jokes

[MrsReber]

Okay, Matt, I have to agree I did chuckle. "Tasteless" joke, eh?

[kentgirl]

Ok---here's another one:

A man walks into the doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"What's the matter with me?" he asked.

"You're not eating properly" replied the doctor.

[Nancy Nurse]

A man goes to his physician complaining that his wife's hearing is failing. The physician recommended that he evaluate the severity of the hearing loss by walking up behind her. That evening he walked into the kitchen and asked, What's for dinner?...no response. He stepped closer and asked again...no response. Finally he stepped up directly behind her and asked again what was for dinner. She turned and said...
"For the third time, Chicken!!!"

[matt]

I thought you guys would like this joke. what did the chinese man say to his wife making dinner. Do you want wok the dog? I know it is a little tasteless. But i thought you all could use a laugh for the day.