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Dahlia
04-18-2003, 11:14 AM
Might be a little late in the day to post this, but... here goes:


Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar
talking about their professions...

The first guy says...... " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you
know...Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful,Intelligent,Ecologist

The second guy says.... " I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...Double, Income, No,
Kids, Yet."

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich,Urban, Biker"

They turn to a woman and ask her, "What are you? "
She replies: *******" I'm a WIFE, you know...*****
Wash, Iron, F_ck, Etc"...

Kayla
04-18-2003, 01:52 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: ;) ... wow... I hope I'm not one of those when I get married!!!

Kayla

little_bopeep
04-18-2003, 07:05 PM
I don't iron... :D