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funnybone
07-08-2003, 07:30 PM
I thought this was hilarious. Might not be a bad idea! :D :D



Shape Magazine Declares July 'Let Yourself Go' Month

WOODLAND HILLS, CA – Shape, the women's fitness magazine, has officially declared July "Let Yourself Go" Month. "You've toned those abs and burned the flab in time for bikini season... Now it's time for a meatball sandwich," wrote Shape editor-in-chief Barbara Harris in her 'From The Editor' column. "Come on, live a little. Don't be a tight-a$$ with a tight a$$. Eat, lounge, and slouch your way to a happier, more satisfied you." Features in the issue include "Girth Equals Mirth: Six Sure-Fire Techniques For Broadening That Belly," "Wrinkles: The More You Have, The More You've Lived," and "Reduce Unwanted Stress By Not Giving A F***."

beacooker
07-08-2003, 08:37 PM
Now there's a magazine I would subscribe to. They only need to add articles about the zen of a messy house. :p

stefania4
07-08-2003, 09:01 PM
Just for a month? :D

funnybone
07-09-2003, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by stefania4
Just for a month? :D

Well . . . it is a start! :D :D :D