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tbb113
07-09-2003, 02:44 PM
Since I went to ASU I can proudly post this

> You Know You Are From Arizona When..:
> .
> 1--You buy salsa by the gallon.
> 2--You think a red light is merely a suggestion.
> 3--All of your out-of-state friends start to visit
> after
> October but clear out come the end of April.
> 4-- Most of the restaurants in town have the first
> name "El" or "Los."
> 5--You think 60 tons of crushed rock makes a
> beautiful yard.
> 6--You notice your car overheating before you drive
> it.
> 7--You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think
> you're laughing funny.
> 8--You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with
> water.
> 9--You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour
> drink.
> 10--Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way
> in the summer.
> 11--People break out coats when the temperature
> drops below 70 degrees.
> 12--You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers
> to drive your car.
> 13--The pool can be warmer than you are.
> 14--You can make sun tea instantly.
> 15--You run your air conditioner in the middle of
> winter so you can
> use your fireplace.
> 16--You notice the best parking place is determined
> by shade instead of
> distance.
> 17--The AC is on your list of best friends.
> 18--You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco
> dance.
> 19--You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go
> back for seconds.
> 20--The water from the cold water tap is the same
> temperature as the hot
> one.
> 21--You can correctly pronounce the words: Saguaro,
> Ocotillo, Tempe,
> Gila Bend, San Xavier, Canyon de Chelly, Mogollon
> Rim, Cholla, and Ajo.
> 22--You experience third degree burns if you touch
> any metal part of your
> car.
> 23--You know better than to get into a car with
> leather seats if you're
> wearing shorts.
> 24--Announcements for Fourth of July events never
> end with "in case of
> rain..."

Tyra

Barrie
07-09-2003, 03:05 PM
those are great! I could relate to just about all of them. :)

Mlasley
07-09-2003, 05:23 PM
You silly Arizona people -- don't you know that ASU is Appalachian State University in Boone, NC?! ;)

maggie99
07-10-2003, 07:19 AM
My husband's from Tucson and would totally relate. As a Texan, I can relate to a lot of that too. Just bought a car with leather seats...ouch!

hannah_phi
07-10-2003, 11:33 AM
LOL:D :D :D
I think a lot of these apply to New Mexico too!

nlh
07-10-2003, 03:09 PM
Not to steal the AZ thunder but this landed in my inbox today talking about NC....

YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN NORTH CAROLINA IN JULY WHEN ...

... the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

... the trees are whistling for the dogs.

... the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

... hot water now comes out of both taps.

... you can make sun tea instantly.

... you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

... M&Ms *do* melt in your hand.

... the temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

... you discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

... you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

... you actually bur! ! n your hand opening the car door.

... you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

... your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

... you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

... you finally realize just why North Carolina was nicknamed "The Tarheel State."

... the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

... a golfing foursome is more worried about having a stroke than taking one.

... hearing someone say, "it's not the heat, it's the humidity" becomes so annoying that you poke them in the eye with your heat index finger.

... farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

... the cows are giving evaporated milk!

Y'all come experience it!
Linda