tbb113
07-09-2003, 02:44 PM
Since I went to ASU I can proudly post this
> You Know You Are From Arizona When..:
> .
> 1--You buy salsa by the gallon.
> 2--You think a red light is merely a suggestion.
> 3--All of your out-of-state friends start to visit
> after
> October but clear out come the end of April.
> 4-- Most of the restaurants in town have the first
> name "El" or "Los."
> 5--You think 60 tons of crushed rock makes a
> beautiful yard.
> 6--You notice your car overheating before you drive
> it.
> 7--You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think
> you're laughing funny.
> 8--You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with
> water.
> 9--You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour
> drink.
> 10--Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way
> in the summer.
> 11--People break out coats when the temperature
> drops below 70 degrees.
> 12--You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers
> to drive your car.
> 13--The pool can be warmer than you are.
> 14--You can make sun tea instantly.
> 15--You run your air conditioner in the middle of
> winter so you can
> use your fireplace.
> 16--You notice the best parking place is determined
> by shade instead of
> distance.
> 17--The AC is on your list of best friends.
> 18--You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco
> dance.
> 19--You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go
> back for seconds.
> 20--The water from the cold water tap is the same
> temperature as the hot
> one.
> 21--You can correctly pronounce the words: Saguaro,
> Ocotillo, Tempe,
> Gila Bend, San Xavier, Canyon de Chelly, Mogollon
> Rim, Cholla, and Ajo.
> 22--You experience third degree burns if you touch
> any metal part of your
> car.
> 23--You know better than to get into a car with
> leather seats if you're
> wearing shorts.
> 24--Announcements for Fourth of July events never
> end with "in case of
> rain..."
Tyra
> You Know You Are From Arizona When..:
> .
> 1--You buy salsa by the gallon.
> 2--You think a red light is merely a suggestion.
> 3--All of your out-of-state friends start to visit
> after
> October but clear out come the end of April.
> 4-- Most of the restaurants in town have the first
> name "El" or "Los."
> 5--You think 60 tons of crushed rock makes a
> beautiful yard.
> 6--You notice your car overheating before you drive
> it.
> 7--You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think
> you're laughing funny.
> 8--You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with
> water.
> 9--You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour
> drink.
> 10--Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way
> in the summer.
> 11--People break out coats when the temperature
> drops below 70 degrees.
> 12--You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers
> to drive your car.
> 13--The pool can be warmer than you are.
> 14--You can make sun tea instantly.
> 15--You run your air conditioner in the middle of
> winter so you can
> use your fireplace.
> 16--You notice the best parking place is determined
> by shade instead of
> distance.
> 17--The AC is on your list of best friends.
> 18--You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco
> dance.
> 19--You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go
> back for seconds.
> 20--The water from the cold water tap is the same
> temperature as the hot
> one.
> 21--You can correctly pronounce the words: Saguaro,
> Ocotillo, Tempe,
> Gila Bend, San Xavier, Canyon de Chelly, Mogollon
> Rim, Cholla, and Ajo.
> 22--You experience third degree burns if you touch
> any metal part of your
> car.
> 23--You know better than to get into a car with
> leather seats if you're
> wearing shorts.
> 24--Announcements for Fourth of July events never
> end with "in case of
> rain..."
Tyra