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Wendy w
07-16-2003, 04:28 PM
Have to share:

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The materials we put
into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
"Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded
with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long term
harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is
the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it." "Can anyone here
tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after
eating it?" A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding
Cake."

HejazSunKat
07-16-2003, 05:23 PM
lol...Wendy, you're on a roll! :D

wallycat
07-16-2003, 05:31 PM
OK, I admit I did snicker a bit ;)

Mareli
07-16-2003, 07:04 PM
THanks for the laugh. After a crazy day I really appreciated it!

funnybone
07-16-2003, 07:44 PM
Okay - I can see his point, but can't we hear from his wife too. ;) :D

Peggy C.
07-17-2003, 05:43 AM
Cute!

maizeyoats
07-17-2003, 06:51 AM
Wendy, You beat me to it.
I thought it was cute too!:)

Kate B
07-17-2003, 07:17 AM
HA!

Thanks, Wendy, for the laugh. We all need one of those several times a day!

Take care,

Kate

RD chef
07-17-2003, 08:55 AM
I have actually used this joke to open a presentation on healthy food choices. Guess it is a good dietitian joke. (At least it breaks the ice, and shows we have a sense of humor:p )

Leisa M
07-17-2003, 09:39 AM
Cute!