maizeyoats
07-23-2003, 12:55 PM
WE'LL SHIP HER HOME!!!!!!!!
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and
mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law dies.
They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home
but
that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land
for
only $150.
The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks,"Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and
we
can
do a very nice burial here."
The guy says,"Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three
days
later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and
mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law dies.
They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home
but
that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land
for
only $150.
The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks,"Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and
we
can
do a very nice burial here."
The guy says,"Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three
days
later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."