karen w
01-18-2001, 07:50 PM
MOM'S BROWNIES
1.Remove Digemon characters from oven
and preheat oven to 375. Close oven door,
and wash chocolate unknown goo off of
your hands. Wash stove handle and mutter
something under your breath that your kids
cannot hear.
2.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan. Remove
Digemon character from oven and tell Little Timmy.
"no, no."
3.Add margarine to 2 cups sugar. Take electric
hand blender away from Timmy and try to get all
the sugar out of his mouth before he swallows it...
Clean cupboards and Frosted Flakes from floor.
4.Measure 1/3 cup cocoa. Take electric hand blender
away from Timmy again, ah that little devil, and bathe
the cat Seamea. Apply antiseptic and bandages to
scratches sustained while trying to get the cat's fur
untangles from the electric hand blender.
5.Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups
sifted flour. Take the blasted smoldering Digemon
character, it would have to be one-of-a-kind Megakabo
Terriman, from oven and open all doors and windows
for ventilation.
6.Take telephone away from Timmy, That G-d D**
Little Devil, and assure party on the line the call was a
mistake. Call operator and attempt to have the 1-900
call to Erotic Arabian Escorts removed from bill.
7.Measure 1 tsp.salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all
ingredients well. Let Seamea the cat out of refrigerator.
Pop 2 Prozacs.
8.Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan.
Bake 25 minutes. Rescue cat and take razor away
from Little Timmy the sadistical little Satanic Child.
Explain to Little Timmy kids that you have no idea if
shaved cats will sunburn. Throw Seamea outside
while there's still time and he's still able to run away.
FROSTING
1.Mix the following in saucepan: 1 cup sugar 1 oz
unsweetened chocolate 1/4 cup margarine. Take
the f**king Digemon character out of the broiler and
throw it away -- far away. Answer the door and meekly
explain to nice policeman that you didn't know Jr. had
slipped out of the house and was walking down the
street naked looking for his cat yelling "Seamea, Seamea!!!"
2.Put Little Timmy in playpen. Pop 2 more Prozacs.
Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly
for 2 minutes. Answer door and apologize to neighbor
for Timmy having stuck a garden hose in man's front
door mail slot. Promise to pay for ruined persian carpet.
3.Tie Tommy to clothesline . Remove burned brownies
from oven.
4.Call Pharmacy and have them deliver your renewed
prescription for the Prozacs.
Enjoy Brownies while still sane.
This is especially for you mom's to be on the BB.
Karen W.
1.Remove Digemon characters from oven
and preheat oven to 375. Close oven door,
and wash chocolate unknown goo off of
your hands. Wash stove handle and mutter
something under your breath that your kids
cannot hear.
2.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan. Remove
Digemon character from oven and tell Little Timmy.
"no, no."
3.Add margarine to 2 cups sugar. Take electric
hand blender away from Timmy and try to get all
the sugar out of his mouth before he swallows it...
Clean cupboards and Frosted Flakes from floor.
4.Measure 1/3 cup cocoa. Take electric hand blender
away from Timmy again, ah that little devil, and bathe
the cat Seamea. Apply antiseptic and bandages to
scratches sustained while trying to get the cat's fur
untangles from the electric hand blender.
5.Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups
sifted flour. Take the blasted smoldering Digemon
character, it would have to be one-of-a-kind Megakabo
Terriman, from oven and open all doors and windows
for ventilation.
6.Take telephone away from Timmy, That G-d D**
Little Devil, and assure party on the line the call was a
mistake. Call operator and attempt to have the 1-900
call to Erotic Arabian Escorts removed from bill.
7.Measure 1 tsp.salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all
ingredients well. Let Seamea the cat out of refrigerator.
Pop 2 Prozacs.
8.Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan.
Bake 25 minutes. Rescue cat and take razor away
from Little Timmy the sadistical little Satanic Child.
Explain to Little Timmy kids that you have no idea if
shaved cats will sunburn. Throw Seamea outside
while there's still time and he's still able to run away.
FROSTING
1.Mix the following in saucepan: 1 cup sugar 1 oz
unsweetened chocolate 1/4 cup margarine. Take
the f**king Digemon character out of the broiler and
throw it away -- far away. Answer the door and meekly
explain to nice policeman that you didn't know Jr. had
slipped out of the house and was walking down the
street naked looking for his cat yelling "Seamea, Seamea!!!"
2.Put Little Timmy in playpen. Pop 2 more Prozacs.
Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly
for 2 minutes. Answer door and apologize to neighbor
for Timmy having stuck a garden hose in man's front
door mail slot. Promise to pay for ruined persian carpet.
3.Tie Tommy to clothesline . Remove burned brownies
from oven.
4.Call Pharmacy and have them deliver your renewed
prescription for the Prozacs.
Enjoy Brownies while still sane.
This is especially for you mom's to be on the BB.
Karen W.