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maizeyoats
10-08-2003, 11:47 AM
so here goes.

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.

One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when,
to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover.
"And jump out the window. My husband's home early!"

"I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the
sheets "It's raining out there!"

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
"He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun,
the rain is the least of your problems!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the
window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he
quickly
discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon.

So he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm,
he tried to blend in as best he could.

After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been
studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"

Another runner moved alongside.
"Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed
right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home! "

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
"Do you always wear a condom when you run? "

"Nope.........just when it's raining."

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Shirley Panek
10-08-2003, 11:49 AM
LOL! :D

KathrynY
10-08-2003, 11:58 AM
Hee-hee! :D

Wendy w
10-08-2003, 12:04 PM
Cute! :D

sneezles
10-08-2003, 02:04 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!!http://kit.netpoets.net/rofl-k2.gif


Back to add one:

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was
named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"Hellooooo," answered the blonde, "they're watch dogs!"

Kay Henderson
10-09-2003, 03:16 PM
Hysterical!