HealthyinMN
01-16-2004, 08:09 AM
Hehe - just got this in my email :)
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell
phone laying on a bench rings and a man engages the hands
free speaker-function and then begins to talk. Everyone else
in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello?"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the Mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat trimmed in ermine. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I
buy it?"
MAN: "Sure ...go ahead, if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really REALLY like
..and it's a convertible."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$68,900"
MAN: "Well, OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... remember the
house we wanted last year? It's back on the market. They're
asking $985,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just
offer $940,000. They'll jump at that in this slow real estate
market"
WOMAN: "OK! I'll go get with the realtor and then I'll see
you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, ...I love you, too."
The man then hangs up. The other men in the locker room
are looking at him in shocked astonishment at the money he
has just spent.
Then he shouts.... "Hey! Anyone know who this phone
belongs to....?"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell
phone laying on a bench rings and a man engages the hands
free speaker-function and then begins to talk. Everyone else
in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello?"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the Mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat trimmed in ermine. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I
buy it?"
MAN: "Sure ...go ahead, if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really REALLY like
..and it's a convertible."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$68,900"
MAN: "Well, OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... remember the
house we wanted last year? It's back on the market. They're
asking $985,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just
offer $940,000. They'll jump at that in this slow real estate
market"
WOMAN: "OK! I'll go get with the realtor and then I'll see
you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, ...I love you, too."
The man then hangs up. The other men in the locker room
are looking at him in shocked astonishment at the money he
has just spent.
Then he shouts.... "Hey! Anyone know who this phone
belongs to....?"