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tbb113
04-16-2005, 04:39 PM
From today's paper

Googlewhack game is good for your brain

By Kim Grizzard
COX NEWS SERVICE

I knew all those SAT vocabulary review lists were good for something. I just didn't know what.

They're good for googlewhacking.

Before you break out the dictionary, you should know that googlewhacking has nothing to do with striking with sharp, resounding blows various species of myrrh trees that yield fragrant gums (which, by the way, would be "googul whacking").

"Googlewhacking" isn't even found in the dictionary. It's a made-up word for a made-up game played on the Internet. Players go to the search engine Google.com and type in two-word combinations, hoping to score a single hit.

You're probably thinking, "That's easy. You can go to Google.com and type in 'possum flatulence' and get a hit."

Which is exactly the problem. No matter how wacky the phrase, it's not hard to find something on Google.com. But it's next to impossible to find only one site reference that matches your search.

For example, "possum flatulence," which is actually a googlewhack attempt my editor made a few weeks ago, yields 911 hits. How about "spider suffocation"? 18,300 hits. "Weasel lips"? 156,000 hits.

Ten or 15 minutes into my googlewhacking career, I had come up with about a dozen good names for a band. But I was nowhere near a googlewhack.

I decided to take a more personal approach, so I typed in "bugsy grandma," a nickname that our 5-year-old son gave to our dog. More than 3,600 hits.

I broke out the dictionary and tried "googol" (a word arbitrarily coined by American mathematician Edward Kasner to mean the number 1 followed by 100 zeros) plus the word "nut." More than 500 hits.

Googlewhacking is as addicting as it is frustrating. Even working on a deadline, it's hard to resist the temptation to type in "skydiving kudu," just in case (471 hits). Then, while you're already in a Google search, you go ahead and try words based on your knowledge of math ("rancid quadrangle," 689 hits); science ("hydrochloric invertebrate," 3,870 hits); and history ("stagecoach cannibals," 537 hits). Before you know it, 20 minutes have passed.

You break out the dictionary and dig deeper, trying "volvulus pallium" (my personal best at 54 hits). On "konohiki nilgai," I got nothing. Zero hits is somehow better for your ego than 156,000 hits, but it's still not a win.

There are a few rules to googlewhacking: no proper nouns, no quotation marks in your search and no made-up words. (Words used must be found in a dictionary or online at dictionary.com.)

A recent article in the Boston Globe quotes a couple of experts as saying that googlewhacking is actually good for you. One of them called it "excellent exercise for many brain centers."

If you're good at crossword puzzles, you could spend hours googlewhacking before you score a single hit. If you stink at crosswords, it could take months.

Don't try this at work. The only reason I got away with googlewhacking on the job was because my research was critical to this article. Even then, my boss had a sneaking suspicion that I had probably gone overboard, and it was time to cut me off.

But if you're a teenager, it's a different story. You can probably go online and googlewhack for hours. Just tell your parents you're reviewing vocabulary for the SAT.





I'm off to see what I can find....:D :rolleyes: :cool:

beckms
04-16-2005, 04:57 PM
HA! I got 4 on my second try (somnambulating gyros) and DBF is now gloating and jumping up and down because he got 1 hit on his first try (reticent regurgitators). :rolleyes:

Ok, now I have to beat him and get 1 hit twice.

Julia1Pin
04-16-2005, 05:07 PM
I got 2 on my 5th try - "jubilant frankinsense"

Mimeea
04-16-2005, 05:22 PM
I found one with assiduous microsporangia. Ok, okay, so I found it in my biology textbook. :cool:

Natasha
04-16-2005, 05:22 PM
Fun game, Tyra! I got one hit on my third try, with "arrogant burger".

Natasha :D

mrswaz
04-16-2005, 05:26 PM
oh my gosh, thanks for sharing. This sounds like a great party game!

Now to come up with my own clever two word answer

Clover
04-16-2005, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Natasha
Fun game, Tyra! I got one hit on my third try, with "arrogant burger".

Natasha :D
I tried arrogant burger and got 69,000 hits. One of the rules was no quotation marks, Natasha. Makes it a lot harder. ;)

Natasha
04-16-2005, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by Clover

I tried arrogant burger and got 69,000 hits. One of the rules was no quotation marks, Natasha. Makes it a lot harder. ;)

Whoops! Back to the drawing board. I should read more carefully ;)

Okay. Kumquat and zero-rate (value added tax term that we write with a hyphen. I didn't see anything about hyphens). I'll try to come up with something better that doesn't use hyphens but it's Saturday night and I want to get off the computer and go play! :)

Natasha

Clover
04-16-2005, 05:41 PM
ciabatta vouchsafed

And another one:
kilted puppeteering

CompassRose
04-16-2005, 06:48 PM
"Rutilated gorgonzola" got me three -- second try.

"Defenestrate platypus": 90 hits. http://ellis.dyndns.biz/users/chinwag/emoticons/negative/surprise.gif

sharris315
04-16-2005, 06:55 PM
sibilant snifter: 284 hits!! :eek:

Shar

Chefzhat
04-16-2005, 07:00 PM
flabby schnitzelbunk - a restaurant in Louisville, KY . . . (royal horns trumpeting . . .)

Zero hits!


Debie

jjsooner73
04-16-2005, 07:25 PM
normality formiate--->8 hits

cminmd
04-16-2005, 09:38 PM
Results 1 - 1 of about 2 for gyrating weezle. (0.18 seconds)_

You have to be very carefull because Google can go to the naughty place very quickly.

jjsooner73
04-16-2005, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by cminmd
Results 1 - 1 of about 2 for gyrating weezle. (0.18 seconds)_



What's a weezle? :)

jjsooner73
04-16-2005, 09:58 PM
edamame kleptomaniac
Results 1 - 1 of about 2 for edamame kleptomaniac. (0.22 seconds)

edamame discombobulate
Results 1 - 1 of about 2 for edamame discombobulate. (0.21 seconds)

badunnin
04-17-2005, 06:40 AM
Originally posted by Chefzhat
flabby schnitzelbunk - a restaurant in Louisville, KY . . . (royal horns trumpeting . . .)

Zero hits!


Debie

Unfortunately, Deb, the restaurant's name is Flabby Schnitzelburg. Also, the words need to be found in a dictionary.

Chefzhat
04-17-2005, 06:54 AM
I know. But thanks for pointing it out.

gertdog
04-17-2005, 09:28 AM
We finally got one with whelping antidisestablishmentarianism.

Fun!!!

jennanne
04-18-2005, 06:32 AM
This is fun! Thanks for the post.

MusicMom
04-18-2005, 02:50 PM
DS got 1 hit after four tries. His winning entry: actualistic dynameis

Kay Henderson
04-18-2005, 04:16 PM
Thanks for sharing this, Tyra!

If I'm doing a tedious project of whatever variety, it is nice to have something that can break the monotony. Googlewhacking fills the bill.

Kay

Editing to add: It really is amazing that terms you wouldn't think could have any connection at all appear together in so many articles.

tamawrite
04-19-2005, 12:30 PM
Got it on my 5th try:

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for fununcular ratio.

Fun! :D

Tarheel YaYa
04-19-2005, 02:54 PM
Thanks for posting this. This original column ran in my local newspaper. I know the reporter who wrote it. I just called her to tell her she's "famous."

Now, back to your regular googlewhacking activities....

EsteemSamurai
04-19-2005, 04:58 PM
It took me ten minutes, but I found one!

impish predaliction

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for impish predaliction. (0.21 seconds)

Whee! :D