I really love hot sauce.

[Escher]

I just don't love having my anus blow-torched the next day.

That is all.

[lisas3575]

Love Is A Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire

CHORUS:
I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

The Taste Of Love Is Sweet
When Hearts Like Ours Meet
I Fell For You Like A Child
Oh, But The Fire Went Wild

CHORUS
I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

And It Burns, Burns, Burns

The Ring Of Fire

The Ring Of Fire

[AndreaU]

Gee, that was, um, interesting. Perhaps it falls under the TMI ruling! Anyway, don't know if this would help, but it seems to be within the realm of odd things: http://www.nealshairyass.com/index.html (It's a hot sauce website, folks... they make quite a promise!)

[Escher]

I'm too afraid to click the link....

[AndreaU]

I thought Escher feared nothing!

[Escher]

Originally posted by AndreaU
I thought Escher feared nothing!

Escher fears clicking on a link at work that might bring the wrath of the internet police....

I have frightful visions of Neal's hairy *** displayed in 128 million color, 800x600 glory.

[AndreaU]

Have no fear... no such picture (thank goodness!). Do you honestly think I would post such a link??? Just don't go to the site and click on the email link- how'd you like to have dear SO check the email and find a message from someone @nealshairya**.com!?

[Escher]

Whew! Not as bad as I thought. Maybe I'll invest in some Tucks stock....

[Chefzhat]

Thanks for sharing!

[AndreaU]

Originally posted by Chefzhat
Thanks for sharing!

Anytime! (I'm just glad someone else joined in...)