View Full Version : OT: This is a hoot...take the name test!

05-29-2001, 07:01 PM
What is your new name? Take this little test to find out your new funny name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book called 'Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants' by David Pilkey. The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names. My new name is:
Pinky Girdle-Buns!

Use the third letter of your fist name to determine your NEW first name:
a - Stinky
b - Lumpy
c - Buttercup
d - gidget
e - crusty
f - greasy
g - fluffy
h - cheeseball
i - chim-chim
j - poopsie
k - flunky
l - booger
m - pinky
n - zippy
o - goober
p - doofus
q - slimy
r - loopy
s - snotty
t - falafel
u - dorkey
v - squeezit
w - oprah
x - skipper
y - dinky
z - zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:

a - diaper
b - toilet
c - giggle
d - bubble
e - girdle
f - barf
g - lizard
h - waffle
i - cootie
j - monkey
k - potty
l - liver
m - banana
n - rhino
o - burger
p - hamster
q - toad
r - gizzard
s - pizza
t - gerbil
u - chicken
v - pickle
w - chuckle
x - tofu
y - gorilla
z - stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

a - head
b - mouth
c - face
d - nose
e - tush
f - breath
g - pants
h - shorts
i - lips
j - honker
k - butt
l - brain
m - tushie
n - chunks
o - hiney
p - biscuits
q - toes
r - buns
s - fanny
t - sniffer
u - sprinkles
v - kisser
w - squirt
x - humperdink
y - brains
z - juice


So who do we have out there??? http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/biggrin.gif

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05-29-2001, 07:04 PM
Hahahahaha! Jewel....this is great!

I am Snotty Burger-Tush http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/biggrin.gif http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/biggrin.gif http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/biggrin.gif

05-29-2001, 07:06 PM
Chim-chim chicken face. This is pretty hysterical. That's my name if I did this correctly.

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05-29-2001, 07:07 PM
Loopy Waffle Butt LOL!

05-29-2001, 07:08 PM
Greetings from Chim-Chim Chicken-Sniffer.

Considering just WHAT I could have been sniffing--chicken's not so bad.


05-29-2001, 07:08 PM
LOL! Blushing as I'm writing this...
I am Zippy Cootie-Sniffer...Oh my!

05-29-2001, 07:10 PM
I'm a teacher and know of Captain Underpants but didn't know this. What a hoot. I'm Crusty Gizzard Lips. Maybe I find this a riot because I am swamped doing report cards and not cooking?? My coteacher would be chim chim waffle bubble-

05-29-2001, 07:12 PM
Snotty Giggle-Sprinkles is reporting in! This is way too funny! When I LOL like this all the guys wonder what ol' mom is up to on the computer!

05-29-2001, 07:13 PM
Well, I just found out my new name--I'm Zippy Banana Sniffer!

Thanks for the fun, Jewel.

P.S. I just realized that my married name sure beats my maiden name--Zippy Toilet Tush.

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05-29-2001, 07:19 PM
I'm Booger Burger Brain (lots of B's)

Of course my maiden name is Booger Rhino Juice.

I think I prefer my married name.

karen w
05-29-2001, 07:23 PM
Loopy Diaper Nose just checking in to say "Hi"!!!

05-29-2001, 07:24 PM
Snotty Burger-Fanny.

I guess it was meant to be because my maiden name is exactly the same.

05-29-2001, 07:26 PM
My kids love those books! Thanks for the reminder - from Flunky Gizzard Hiney!

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05-29-2001, 07:29 PM
I just have to say that this thread brings tears to my eyes, snot running out my nose, pain in my side and all three sons + DH running in to make sure I'm OK!

Maiden Name is: Snotty Giggle-Lips (yikes!)

OK, so I should have known the snot was part of who I am!

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05-29-2001, 07:31 PM
Loopy Burger-Chunks http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/biggrin.gif

Laura B
05-29-2001, 07:32 PM
Dorkey Burger Nose here!

05-29-2001, 07:34 PM
Tomorrow I will begin the procedure to have my name legally changed to Snotty Cootie Pants.

Would my students call me Mrs. Pants or Mrs. Cootie Pants?

05-29-2001, 07:35 PM
How about loopy giggle head. Now, in a way that makes sense.? Oh no, my dog is zippy giggle head LOL

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05-29-2001, 07:45 PM
Hey I'm Chim - chim Waffle Buns - how'd they know about my cellulite?

05-29-2001, 07:48 PM
I Can't Seem to Stop!

DH= Buttercup Giggle-Sprinkles
DS#1= Greasy Giggle-Sprinkles
DS#2= Stinky Giggle-Sprinles
DS#3= Dinky Giggle-Sprinkles

D-Dog #1= Poopsie Giggle-Sprinkles
D-Dpg #2= Stinky Giggle-Sprinkles

Hmmm-should think about changing the puppy's name so as not to confuse the family! DS#2 is not amused!

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05-29-2001, 07:55 PM
Well, Im Pinky Burger-Tushie http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/smile.gif

05-29-2001, 07:56 PM

05-29-2001, 07:57 PM
Loopy Diaper Lips here. I guess it fits. I have a 13 month old and it seems diapers are a big part of my life right now.

05-29-2001, 08:12 PM
This was very cute. Must tell my school teacher sister.

Fortunately I do not have any more diapers at my house.
Loopy Diaper Sniffer

05-29-2001, 08:55 PM
snotty diaper brain here...perhaps this is due to the two cute diapered bottomed girls I live with?

Ahh...this too shall pass... (LOL!)

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05-29-2001, 08:56 PM
Me: zippy gerbil-mouth
SO: crusty diaper-butt


05-29-2001, 08:58 PM
Falafel Liver Buns for me
and Falafel Cootie Shorts for dh!

Chef Cindy
05-29-2001, 09:14 PM
This is too funny!! I am Zippy Chicken Fanny.

05-29-2001, 09:17 PM
My last name has only 3 letters....what do I do?
I guess you can just call me Booger Rhino!

Irene Bartlett
05-29-2001, 09:21 PM
Crusty Diaper Sniffer !!!!

05-29-2001, 09:25 PM
I'm Stinky Giggle-Sprinkles. I must be Sneezle's sister.

Who do you think has the time on his/her hands to sit around and come up with these things?

Beth Y
05-29-2001, 09:36 PM
Falafel Girdle-Humperdink?

Does my humperdink need a girdle from eating too much falafel?

05-29-2001, 09:45 PM
Stinky Diaper Hiney here! What a blast this thread is!! Thanks for sharing!!

05-29-2001, 09:46 PM
OK, schuh, I already have three sisters, none of which are married! They are Pinky Giggle-Lips, Flunky Giggle-Lips and Zippy Giggle-Lips and since my DH is the only son, you couldn't even be my SIL! So therefore you must be my twin! The question is now...who is the good twin and who is the evil one?

05-29-2001, 09:47 PM
Too funny! I'm printing this & using it in school- a great end of the year activity. My new identity is Gidget Gizzard-Fanny! http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/smile.gif

05-29-2001, 09:53 PM
Stinky Chicken-Breath http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/biggrin.gif and to think I had salmon for dinner!! Thanks for the laugh Jewel!

05-29-2001, 09:58 PM
Jewel, This is a total hoot! I'm sitting here LOL!

Sneezles, your cracking me up http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/biggrin.gif

O.K. so our names would be:

Me - Zippy Diaper-Buns
DH - Stinky Diaper-Buns
DS - Stinky Diaper-Buns
DD - Stinky Diaper-Buns

Since my DH, DS, and DD all have the same name it will be hard to get any of their attentions

Oh and by the way the Cat is also Stinky Diaper-Buns
My maiden name would be Zippy Giggle-Sprinkles


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05-29-2001, 09:58 PM
Zippy Diaper Squirt was laughing at Sneezles quandry of having the son and the dog share a name. Must get confusing when you call them into dinner. :rolleyes


05-29-2001, 10:05 PM
OK, so now no one should have to go through life with the last name Diaper-Squirt, surely you could lie!!!!

05-29-2001, 10:30 PM
I'm Chim-chim Cootie-Butt....just a lovely name, isn't it? http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/smile.gif

05-29-2001, 10:33 PM
My married name gives me falafel gizzard-honker, and my maiden name gives me falafel diaper chunks. DH gets dorkey gizzard honker, DS's get loopey gizzard honker and buttercup gizzard honker.

Many of the kids at my son's school were nuts over the underpants books, and they were very popular at the book fairs. I think I get enough of this talk from my four yr old without the books!

05-29-2001, 10:33 PM
Hello everyone from Falafel Diaperfanny...

05-29-2001, 10:44 PM
Zippy Chicken Brain here! Chicken Brain!!! That explains a LOT. It pleases me to know that the last guy I dated is Dorkey Girdle Girdle Little do y'all know how true that is!!! http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/tongue.gif

05-29-2001, 10:45 PM
Loopy Burger-Head checking in here!

Maiden name is Loopy Waffle-Brain.

DH is Greasy Burger-Head http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/smile.gif

Thanks for the laugh! I needed it today!

05-29-2001, 11:33 PM
Zsa-Zsa Giggle Lips here! I must be related to Sneezles' sisters!!

My husband is Dorkey Cootie Face! Teehee!!

This was so much fun...I can't wait to bring it to work tomorrow!


05-29-2001, 11:58 PM

05-30-2001, 12:21 AM
I thought you people would be whacked enough to love this as much as I did!! Glad everyone got a chuckle. Sneezles is going to be 'renaming' everyone she meets now, I'm sure.

I find it almost eerie that those with babies are called 'Diaper Sniffers' and ME who just had cosmetic surgery and is wearing a compression garment from boobs to knees is called Pinky Girdle-Buns. Girdle on the what?? Even stranger is the fact that DH just happens to be Squeezit Girdle-Buns Squeezing what??? http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/biggrin.gif

05-30-2001, 12:59 AM
I was just looking at my roots in the mirror noticing how badly I need a touch up. It made me feel a little dumpy, so I came on to the board to get cheered and quickly became LOOPY DIAPER BREATH with bad hair. Geeeeeez Louise!

05-30-2001, 01:56 AM
Hello everyone, My name is Stinky Chicken Fanny. http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/smile.gif

05-30-2001, 08:08 AM
Falafel Burger-Chunks! http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/smile.gif

05-30-2001, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by Mamasue:
Hahahahaha! Jewel....this is great!

I am Snotty Burger-Tush http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/biggrin.gif http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/biggrin.gif http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/biggrin.gif

Too funny! Mamasue--I am close to you. I am Snotty Burger MOUTH!


05-30-2001, 08:21 AM
Another Loopy Burger Head here!

05-30-2001, 08:27 AM
how funny...
I am= zippy cootie sniffer
DH =pinky cootie sniffer

05-30-2001, 08:48 AM
Dinky Chicken Fanny - Chef Cindy's and Amanda's long lost relative.

05-30-2001, 08:54 AM
*Sigh*... I'm Crusty Waffle-Tushie. That has a real ring to it, doesn't it? http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/smile.gif

05-30-2001, 09:04 AM
Zippy Gizzard-Chunks Horrors! Sounds like something my dad used to have for lunch. http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/wink.gif

Oh, and DH is Loopy Gizzard-Chunks. http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/biggrin.gif

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05-30-2001, 09:11 AM
Am I the only Falafel liver honker? This is funny- but-are there are any others out there? Lol, http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/smile.gif Zinnia

05-30-2001, 09:34 AM
Hello, my name is Pinky Burger-Brain. DH is Loopy Burger-Brain. Very nice to meet you all!

What a hoot! THANKS!

05-30-2001, 10:08 AM
Stinky Gerbil Chunks


05-30-2001, 10:59 AM
How about Stinky Diaper-Butt. My laugh for this morning. Thank You.

05-30-2001, 11:07 AM
Hello from Loopy Gizzard Tush.

Wendy w
05-30-2001, 11:08 AM
Zippy Girdle Hiney!! This is funny because I am currently unhappy with the state of my hiney, can't zip my pants, but would never be caught dead in a girdle!! Oh my, this is an omen!! Lose the hiney!!

BF is Loopy Gorilla Hiney!! If we marry, there will be no escaping the name of "hiney". Btw: on my Easter card, he put that he loved me even though he sometimes behaved like a horse's hinney (he meant hiney). Sometimes I will call him "hinney" and he calls me "Winney". Goofy, but fun!

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05-30-2001, 11:25 AM
My new name is Loopy Giggle Head!!

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05-30-2001, 02:23 PM
Loopie Cootie Sniffer checking in! Just wanted to join the fun!

05-30-2001, 02:39 PM
Greetings from Falafel Gorilla-Face and her DH Poopsie Bubble-Tushie. (I just love that!)I am laughing so hard I can hardly breathe. This is too too funny. Thank you, Jewel.

05-30-2001, 02:48 PM
LOL. Well, these are all pretty hilarious, but I must say that gerdog's Crusty Waffle-Tushie just might take the cake - it conjures up such a strange image!!

And as Dinky Chicken-Fanny let me just say that my fanny is anything BUT (no pun intended)!!!

05-30-2001, 02:49 PM
So if SO and I got married, I would be Chim-Chim Burger Sniffer-Burger Chunks? Ewww, and I don't even eat red meat!

05-30-2001, 02:53 PM
absolutely hilarious...

love, chim-chim cootie brain

05-30-2001, 03:02 PM
I don't think I've seen anyone with my name yet -- Buttercup Burger Brain! But of course if I use my "formal" name, it would be Lumpy Burger Brain. I think I like Buttercup better! My maiden name was Buttercup Girdle Chunks -- definitely not a pleasant image. DH is Crusty Burger Brain. Personally, I think Buttercup Burger Brain has a nice ring to it. I guess I was named for one of the Power Puff Girls!

Thanks for the laughs! http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/biggrin.gif

05-30-2001, 03:43 PM
Do you think I should send out a memo and sign it "chim-chim burger-mouth"? I think it's a scream!

05-30-2001, 03:57 PM
Oh my! I'm Stinky Rhino Tush!! http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/eek.gif

05-30-2001, 04:37 PM
Stinky Chicken-Sniffer reporting for duty!

Oh, my maiden name would be Stinky Girdle-Shorts. http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/biggrin.gif


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05-30-2001, 04:42 PM
Loopy Diaper Brains

See I knew having two kids did something to me, now I know what it was!

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Lynn B
05-30-2001, 04:42 PM
Zippy Gizzard Chunks (#2!!!) LGBurns holds the #1 place!!! Shall we flip a coin to see who gets to be the REAL ZIPPY GIZZARD CHUNKS?!!!!! (Or maybe in BB-Land, there can be two of us?!!!) http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/smile.gif
Lynn (aka ZGC)

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05-30-2001, 06:31 PM
This is too funny!

I'm Poopsie Gizzard-Squirt. Eeeew!
DH is Zippy Gizzard-Squirt.

Poopsie Diaper-Chunks would be my maiden name. LOL!

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Shirley Panek
05-30-2001, 09:05 PM
Chim-Chim Diaper-Tush reporting for duty! http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/biggrin.gif

05-30-2001, 09:53 PM
What fun!
I am Miss Zippy Waffle Chunks!

05-31-2001, 12:55 AM
Loopy Diaper Breath

05-31-2001, 08:50 PM
gidget girdle-mouth

05-31-2001, 11:24 PM
My mother is Gidget Waffle-hiney
My father is Chim-Chim Waffle-hiney
I am Crusty Waffle-hiney, and so is my grandmother, I suppose I'm Crusty Waffle-hiney jr.


05-31-2001, 11:40 PM
I am Loopy Burger-Barf.
DH is Booger Burger-Barf.

What a mouthful!

06-01-2001, 03:43 PM
OH this is hilarious!

Say hi to Zippy Burger-Head and my dear hubby, Stinky Diaper-Lips. OH lets not forget the children Buttercup Diaper-Lips and Buttercup Diaper-Lips. (The boys have identical names, we thought it would simplify things!)


06-01-2001, 04:21 PM
This is great!

I'm Chim-chim Burger-tushie. If I married SO I'd be Chim-chim Gorilla-buns. Hmmm. Can't seem to get away from the backside descriptions. Just gotta decide which is the lesser of two evils. (Eeewwww! http://www.cookinglight.com/bbs/eek.gif )

Lisa W
06-01-2001, 05:05 PM
This is an absolute hoot!! My name is Snotty Girdle-Brain, my DH is Loopy Girdle-Brain and my 2 year old son is Stinky Girdle-Brain (very appropriate at times!)! My maiden name is Snotty Diaper-Nose.....I'm glad I changed it!

Laura Wick
06-02-2001, 01:55 AM
Dorkie Cootie-Butt is my "name". Where did they come up with these? My 15 year old daughter and her friends are having a ball with this!