For fun: Movie quotes

[HDgirl]

I don't know if this was done recently or not but I'm bored. :D

'We're gonna need a bigger boat' ~ Brody ~ Jaws

'My hypocrisy knows no bounds'
'I have an idea. Why don't we have a spelling contest?' ~ Doc Holiday ~ Tombstone (Love Val in this movie)

'Just because I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid' ~ Jake ~ Sweet Home Alabama

[Peggy]

"Harry, you're going to have to move back to New Jersey because you've ****** everyone in New York!" When Harry Met Sally :)

Peggy

[hlao23]

Sponteneity has it's time and place.
- The Sure Thing

[leebee]

Since we're so close to V-Day:
"And Mrs. Prentice says that like her husband I'm a burned-out old shell of a man who cannot even remember what it's like to love a woman the way her son loves my daughter. And strange as it seems, that's the first statement made to me all day with which I am prepared to take issue... cause I think you're wrong, you're as wrong as you can be. I admit that I hadn't considered it, hadn't even thought about it, but I know exactly how he feels about her and there is nothing, absolutely nothing that you son feels for my daughter that I didn't feel for Christina. Old- yes. Burned-out- certainly, but I can tell you the memories are still there- clear, intact, indestructible, and they'll be there if I live to be 110."
- Matt (Spencer Tracy), Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?

[jking323]

"A lot of people go to college for seven years."
"Yes, they're called doctors."
--Farley and Spade, Tommy Boy

[Escher]

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a **** what you think you are entitled to --"A Few Good Men"

[Escher]

We have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit and the best men in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to shoot the bastards, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We’re going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel.

Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.

Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We’re not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ***. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose.
--"Patton"

[Peggy]

Another...

"It's hard to take our music seriously when Stonehedge is about to be stomped on by a dwarf!" - This is Spinal Tap

Peggy

[Escher]

"Yaaaahoooo! You're all clear, kid"--- my childhood idol, Han Solo.

[engineer]

"I've come here to chew bubblegum and to kick @ss and I'm all out of bubblegum" They Live

[KimE]

"Dam it Janet"----- Rockey Horror Picture Show

Kim

[Meganator]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate." - Cool Hand Luke

[little_bopeep]

"Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!!" Jamie Lee Curtis to Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda

[Dfen911]

Check out the big brain on Brett! - Pulp Fiction

[mommycook]

"Is that hair gel?"
-Something About Mary

[jking323]

In honor of the holiday, slightly late:

"What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today. Hello?"
--Bill Murray, Groundhog Day

[Meganator]

"We have a piper down. I repeat a piper is DOUUUUUN!"

and

"Well it's a well know fact, sonny Jim, that there's a group of the five wealthiest people in the world known as the pentaverate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers. They meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion known as, the Meadows...The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettes, The Rothchilds, and Col. Sanders before he went tets up. Oh, I hated the Col. with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face, Oh your gonna buy my chicken, Oohh."


from So I Married and Axe Murderer

[colleency]

"I do not think that word means what you think it means."

~Inigo Montoya, Princess Bride

[Food Fussy]

"Who's that?" "That's Mag Wildwood. She's a model, believe it or not, and a thumping bore. But just look at the goody she brought with her."

......

"He's Rusty Trawler." "Who's Rusty Trawler?" "Rusty Trawler. He's the ninth richest man in America under fifty." "Now that is indeed a remarkable piece of information to have at your fingertips." "I keep track of these things."

"Mag, dahling, whatever are you doing here?" "H-H-Holly, d-d-darling, I was upstairs, working with Yunioshi, Easter stuff for the B-Bazaar, when these two nice boys came to pick me up. Well, it was a mistake of course, mah wires got crossed"

.......

"I'm gonna march you over to the zoo and feed you to the yak. Jus' as soon I finish this drink" "Tiiiiiiimbeeeeer!"


Breakfast at Tiffany's

[jking323]

"We have a piper down. I repeat a piper is DOUUUUUN!"

and

"Well it's a well know fact, sonny Jim, that there's a group of the five wealthiest people in the world known as the pentaverate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers. They meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion known as, the Meadows...The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettes, The Rothchilds, and Col. Sanders before he went tets up. Oh, I hated the Col. with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face, Oh your gonna buy my chicken, Oohh."


from So I Married and Axe Murderer


Well, hello there. I don't think we've met...
:cool:

[Meganator]

Well, hello there. I don't think we've met...
:cool:


That is one of the movies my future husband rented when he was trying to woo me...it worked!

"I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow."

[Gumbeaux]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" Kilgore, Apocalypse Now

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/bayoutitan/duvall.jpg

[LA98]

"Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath."
"I'll alert the media."
--Arthur

"You were never 4 and a half, you were born 26."
--The Goodbye Girl

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
--Dirty Dancing

"Happy birthday, Samantha. Make a wish."
"It already came true."
--Sixteen Candles

[little_bopeep]

"The b*tch hit me with a toaster!" Bill Murray, Scrooged

[Varaile]

"Run Awaaayy! Run Awaaayy!" Monty Python, Holy Grail :D

"What, is your name? King Authur. What, is your favorite color? Blue. What, is the air speed velocity of an unladen sawllow? What do you mean? African or European? I...I don't know...aaarrrgh!!" (again, Holy Grail) :p

[trish_ks]

"Are you classified as human?"
"No sir, I am a meat popsicle."

– The Fifth Element

[beckms]

That is one of the movies my future husband rented when he was trying to woo me...it worked!

"I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow."

"It's like an orange on a toothpick!" :D

[beckms]

"It sucks...as it cuts!"
"It certainly does suck..."
--Wayne's World

[GingerPow]

ANY scene from "Moonstruck!"
ROSE Who's dead?
COSMO Nobody. Loretta is getting married.
ROSE Again? Johnny Cammareri.
COSMO I don't like him.
ROSE You're not gonna marry him, Cosmo. Do you love him, Loretta?
LORETTA No.
ROSE Good. When you love them they drive you crazy cause they know they can.

******************
ROSE How's the mother?
LORETTA She's dying. But I could still hear her big mouth.
*******************
LORETTA That's the bad blood between you and Johnny?
RONNY That's it.
LORETTA But that wasn't Johnny's fault.
RONNY I don't care! I ain't no freakin monument to justice!
********************
ROSE Old Man, you give another piece of my food to those dogs, I'm gonna kick you till you're dead!
********************
RONNY I'm in love with you!
LORETTA Snap out of it!
********************
RONNY And what do you know? You tell me my life? I'll tell you yours. I'm a wolf? You run to the wolf in me, that don't make you no lamb! You're gonna marry my brother? Why you wanna sell your life short? Playing it safe is just about the most dangerous thing a woman like you could do. You waited for the right man the first time, why didn't you wait for the right man again?
LORETTA He didn't come!
RONNY I'm here!
LORETTA You're late!
*********************
RONNY Come upstairs. I don't care why you come. No, that's not what I mean. Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is and I didn't know this either. But love don't make things nice, it ruins everything, it breaks your heart, it makes things a mess. We're not here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. We are here to ruin ourselves and break our hearts and love the wrong people and die! The storybooks are bullshit! Now come upstairs with me and get in my bed!
**********************
ROSE Cosmo?
COSMO What?
ROSE I just want you to know. No matter what you do. You are going to die, just like everybody else.
COSMO Thank you, Rose.
ROSE You're welcome.
**********************
MR. JOHNNY In time, you will see that this is the best thing.
LORETTA In time, you will drop dead, and I will come to your funeral in a red dress.
**********************
LORETTA Before all these people, yes, I will marry you, Ronny Cammareri!
ROSE Do you love him, Loretta?
LORETTA Yeah, Ma, I love him awful.
ROSE Oh God, that's too bad.
***********************

"MOONSTRUCK" by John Patrick Shanley
http://www.scifiscripts.com/msol/moonstruck.txt

[GingerPow]

Since we're so close to V-Day:
"And Mrs. Prentice says that like her husband I'm a burned-out old shell of a man who cannot even remember what it's like to love a woman the way her son loves my daughter. And strange as it seems, that's the first statement made to me all day with which I am prepared to take issue... cause I think you're wrong, you're as wrong as you can be. I admit that I hadn't considered it, hadn't even thought about it, but I know exactly how he feels about her and there is nothing, absolutely nothing that you son feels for my daughter that I didn't feel for Christina. Old- yes. Burned-out- certainly, but I can tell you the memories are still there- clear, intact, indestructible, and they'll be there if I live to be 110."
- Matt (Spencer Tracy), Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?
GOOD ONE LEEBEE! That scene gets to me EVERY time I watch this movie. I have the DVD, so that's many times. The look on his face, and Hepburn's...so much there.

[ClaraB]

"Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?"

Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

[Loremma]

"Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters"

That Thing You Do

[engineer]

"He's on the roof becoming one with his brain" The Last Dragon

"I'm an executive transvestite" Eddie Izzard

"Big Badaboom" The Fifth Element

"Saigon, sh!t, I'm still only in Saigon" Apocalypse Now

"This is for ladies"
"Madam, so is this but sometimes I have to run water through it" My Favorite Year

"Badges, we don't need no stinking badges" The Treasure of Sierra Madre (and Blazing Saddles)

"Do you feel lucky punk" Dirty Harry

"Charging a man with murder here is like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500" Apocalypse Now

"Stay in the boat, absolutely, god d@mn right, never get out of the f__king boat" Apocalypse Now

"See Hitler on Ice, See Jews in Space" History of the World Part 1

"Gimme paw" Space Balls

"Could be worse, could be raining" Young Frankenstein

"A life lived in fear is a life half-lived" Strictly Ballroom

"Where were you when you heard about the attack on Pearl Harbor?" Stalag 17

"You can't take the sky from me" Firefly

"Charlie don't SURF" Apocalypse Now