Great link for 24 fans

[boisewinesnob]

Sorry if someone already posted this and I missed it. It's GREAT!!!

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty

ETA: warning of some "adult" words and content :o

[aggie94]

LMAO, Suzy! Those are hilarious! :D

My favorites:

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.

When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands with Jack Bauer".

When you open a can of whoop-***, Jack Bauer jumps out.

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the **** have you done with your life?

[SandyM]

Love it. Thanks Suzy!

I missed last week's episode, but thanks to Eva, I'm ready for tonight. :D

[lisas3575]

Thanks, Suzy!! :D :D :D

[boisewinesnob]

I think I like this one the best

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas

[PoppyJ]

I think this is the best one:

"Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm f#@*d".

[Jazzmatazz49]

Hilarious. I like the one about Allstate.

[funnybone]

Thanks for the laugh - I enjoyed all of them, but these I liked a lot! :D

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.


Jack Bauer uses #1 pencils on standardized tests.... Jack Bauer doesn't associate with anything that is #2.


You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

[greysangel]

I think I like this one the best

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas


i think i may have found a new sig line :D

[boisewinesnob]

i think i may have found a new sig line :D

LOL!! Great idea.....now I'll have to find another one and change mine too. Maybe one of the Chuck Norris ones?

[boisewinesnob]

hmmm. Why won't my new signature show??? :confused:

never mind! ignore the talking to myself :rolleyes: