I just had to post this--when I read it, I laughed so hard I almost spewed tea all over the monitor! (and no, I have not ever done this to my girls, I don't have a suit of armor!)
I thought you loved me!
You just wait .... I'll get even with you for this!
You said the water was warm!!!!
I don't like you anymore.....
I'm gonna sit here until you get the towel ... now go!
You're squeezing too tight ... look at my eyes ... they say "tilt"!
No, I am NOT your good kitty!
What's wrong with you people? This is cruel....and....WET!
Why can't I get any traction?
No, no, no, no! Darn it all ... I said "NO!"