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  1. #1
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    Talking Important Health Issue for Women

    Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you
    sometimes wish you were more assertive?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
    pharmacist about Margaritas.

    Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
    about yourself and your actions.

    Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
    world that you're ready and
    willing to do just about anything.

    You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a
    regimen of regular doses you
    can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you
    want to live.

    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
    discover many talents you never knew
    you had.

    Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

    Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
    nursing should not use Margaritas.
    However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
    encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include:
    - Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
    - Erotic lustfulness
    - Loss of motor control
    - Loss of clothing
    - Loss of money
    - Loss of virginity
    - Table dancing
    - Headache
    - Dehydration
    - Dry mouth
    - And a desire to sing Karaoke

    WARNING:
    The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
    when you are not.

    WARNING:
    The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
    and over again that you love them.

    WARNING:
    The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

    WARNING:
    The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
    converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. May cause
    facial pain from smiling too much.

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    LOL! Very good! Though you forgot one warning...

    Consumption of Margaritas may cause your clothes to fall off!
    Well-behaved women seldom make history!

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    HA -- very good!

    They could also cause an appearance of your inner evil twin... it's happened to me on just a couple of occasions that involved tequila.



    Kate

  4. #4
    This is too funny - thanks for sharing!

  5. #5
    Hilarious! Especially the singing...

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    I can attest to everything AzAnn says as I have been drinking great tequila margaritas for over 20 years and I've had the time of my life and never been happier!

    Now it's straight tequila and a splash of lime as the mixes all taste different and some are really, really bad out there.

    Wish it were 5:00 here.

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    Love. It.
    TKay

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    I sent this to my daughter who prompty replied with

    "They left off the warning... May Cause Pregnancy "


    I told her that I think her latest pregnancy is due to Nana & Papa having her daughter for the weekend

  9. #9
    Love this! I'm sending a copy to several friends who have 'health issues!'

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