I know in the past we've helped out some of our members in need.

Well, today I would suggest that our friend Gumbeaux is in need. I would like to coordinate a collection of rolls of aluminum foil so he can keep his foil helmet in perfect condition as he works to bust government conspiracies and other evil plots.

So what do you say? Anyone have some foil to donate to the cause?

; (I would've inserted more winkies, but the CL board limited me to 10. I THINK it could be a conspiracy. Does anyone have Alex Jones' phone number so I can file a report??)