This is some consolation for those of us who just sit around and pine for one of those to open in our area.
However, I'm with Sneezles, fer gosh sakes go get yourself a few avocados, tomatoes, some onion and garlic and get chopping then add hot sauce, lime juice and coarse salt and fresh pepper to taste (cilantro, chilies and tequila optional). Once you have made it there is only fresh guacamole, all else pales. It will ease your pain promptly! (especially if you wash it down with a margarita or two)
~ I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure ~ Boscoe Pertwee