Dreamer, too funny. Personally I feel that way about salads most of the time.
There are a lot of vegetable sandwiches that I like, but this is definitely my favorite. It's from Deborah Madison's Local Flavors. I think jjsooner73 and Natasha (and probably others too) have posted it on the board as well.
A Big Tomato Sandwich
1 large (1 lb) loaf ciabatta (I used an Italian Loaf)
2 or more big, juicy tomaotoes
1 large red or yellow bell pepper, roasted, peeled, and quartered (I just used fresh, would roasted would make it even better, IMO)
4 oz fresh mozzarella or goat or your favorite cheese
sea salt and fresh ground pepper
Herb Vinaigrette
Slice the top third off the loaf of bread and set it aside. Pull out the inside.
Paint the inside of the bread with some of the dressing, then make layers of sliced tomatoes, pepper, and cheese. Bathe each layer with the dressing and season w/ s&p.
Add the top, press down, then cut into quarters or sixths. This packs well if wrapped tightly.
Herb Vinaigrette
1/4 cup basil leaves
1 T. chopped marjoram
1 small garlic clove, minced
1/3 cup extra virgin olive oil
4 t. aged red wine vinegar
sea salt and fresh ground pepper
Finely chop the herbs w/ the garlic, then add olive oil. Add the vinegar and 1/4 t. salt and pepper. Taste and adjust seasonings if needed.
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